Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Old Jed's A Millionaire!


Although the winner of the $88 million Powerball lottery payoff from King's Mountain, NC, is scheduled to come forward later today, TCG has learned his identity through well-placed sources at the Commission. The winner is pictured at left and is identified as Jedediah "Jed" Clampett, of the Kings Mountain suburb of Earl, or, possibly, Grover. Mr. Clampett, a widower, has one daughter, Elly May, and is reported to enjoy huntin and whittlin. Ken Lewis, oops, Milburn Drysdale will reportedly be handling the family's finances.

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